ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

princess3hunna:

*owns tons of clothes*

*wears same three things*

mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

"The cold never bothered me anyway."
Jon Snow, A Game of Thrones (via incorrectgotquotes)
"Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking."
Cersei Lannister [to Margaery Tyrell], A Storm of Swords (via incorrectgotquotes)

nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

chharlieday:

first rule of friendship:

  • do not insult their hogwarts house

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

unsexual:

fax me your nudes

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

themariahcarey:

Everytime i see this video on my dash, i watch it 100 times in a row, and everytime feels like the first time

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd