HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

probablylexi:

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

OH MY GODDDDDD

probablylexi:

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

OH MY GODDDDDD

pleatedjeans:

sup. [x]

pleatedjeans:

sup. [x]

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

foxfamilyfeatures:

if youre in a position where you can harm people and talk over them then how is doing that satirically different than doing it sincerely 

mozzarellaqueen:

messing up horribly but you’re still cute

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sassykardashian:

Fred: Okay team let’s split up

Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*

spencerofspace:

My mom was looking through our old National Geographic magazines and I found my favorite picture ever

spencerofspace:

My mom was looking through our old National Geographic magazines and I found my favorite picture ever

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

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sprinkleofglitr:

My friend had this cake at her baby shower. Ah-mazing. 

sprinkleofglitr:

My friend had this cake at her baby shower. Ah-mazing.