iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

castielbuscus:

renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

then to 0 a week for 5 months

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dredsina:

ok time for bed i will dismantle the patriarchy tomorrow

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posted 2 hours ago / 708 notes / reblog

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

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reservoir-devotchkas:

cream—-soda:

john hughes is a beautiful person, pass it on

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posted 3 hours ago / 147,784 notes / reblog

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

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posted 3 hours ago / 62,274 notes / reblog

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

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posted 3 hours ago / 108,300 notes / reblog

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

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squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

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posted 19 hours ago / 371,671 notes / reblog

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

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posted 20 hours ago / 103,865 notes / reblog

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

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posted 20 hours ago / 60,755 notes / reblog

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

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posted 20 hours ago / 114,229 notes / reblog